wolf-beil:

anarchist-housewife:

rules for hanging out with me

The dionysian mysteries

neon-junkie:

*kicks my feet playfully whilst lying on my front and lining up my sniper rifle*

vukovich:

geslotencirkel:

no-purpose flour

existential bread

willgrahamscock:

willgrahamscock:

pro tip: you can rewatch your favorite media again

but watch out

teabagtoaster:

ALT

ALT

super very really important spider-woman duties involve completing the national dex

blowoutthecandleasshole:

huffylemon:

Here’s the rest it’s just as funny

the-stray-liger:

rexo3o:

sorcererest-sorcerer:

Do not cite the deep magics to me, witch. I was there when it was written.

“turn off the computer”
“you can unplug the computer now”

Im smacking the crt monitor so the colors stopped fucking around old

pikachu-says-peekaboo:

lazarus-lazuli:

it’s been said before but the fact this site used to let you edit other people’s posts is beyond unhinged. the potential for slander was next level, you really could just edit the body of posts that weren’t even your own and it’d look like the OP said it. just casually spread misinformation via reblog, the original post being lost to time. john green cock monologue. sayonara you weeaboo shits. they gave us way too much power. can you imagine if a website let you do that today? people would lose their fucking minds. sure, on twitter you can impersonate anybody, but you have to make your own tweets. they would never let you edit other people’s tweets! that’s stupid! it’s literally the worst feature any social media site could ever have! if it ever happened somewhere else, it would be by accident and fixed immediately! but on old school tumblr? yeah, you could edit someone’s childhood fear from vampires to danny devito, and we all just had to live like that for years. INSANE.

@babytrain I AM PUTTING YOU ON BLAST???!!! MISS MA'AM DO YOU KNOW HOW ICONIC YOU ARE????

eternal-fractal:

greenycrimson:

starseekrr:

mishastoesies:

“if no art makes you feel anything, make your own art and feel something” is too raw of a line to have come from a jenna marbles video of her painting a rainbow/polka dot seahorse saying “it’s seahorse time” on a denim jacket

Why do you people feel profound thought has to come from high places? The gutter looks at the stars too

not only did you prove your point, but you showed an example of it in the same sentence